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The wristwatch adds 5 years to my appearance but this thing might be the best fidget toy ever invented

Real shit

Yeah we'll do a 1000 follow special sure, maybe I'll make a video or something

Portrait of a Knight artfight revenge on @leprzilla.bsky.social

Such charming guys

Wolb Wednesday

Philosophically speaking the whole boomer ethos is a 50/50 split between "all industry exists to replace my need to give a shit about anything/anyone" and "I have an intrinsic right to kill trespassers for sport." Every headline you read about them slots into one of these

The more I hear about it the more I want to replay Combat Evolved, utterly bankrupt nothing project

Felt

It's an off year for rabbits, you're keeping the balance

Hate to say it but you've gotta be kind of stunted to actually be charmed by him, I've encountered so many of his archetype in person and its always the most miserable kind of guy to be around

Hunting extradimensional horrors is tiring stuff

Bare metal beast

AIM-9 user manual

My latest design of Sterjall #NossSaga #Illustration

Simply too tall an order for people to deal with arousal through basic self control but if there's a delicious pie baking in the oven suddenly everyone has the restraint not to give themselves horrific burns trying to get at it. How curious.

He'd go to slap that thing like K.Rool and trigger a 7.0 earthquake

I've burned my fingers so many times cooking I'm just hoping it stops having an effect

Moral of the story is the cool things in this world aren't for you, get back on the hampster wheel