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If Robert Eggers had made The Odyssey we would’ve 100% seen some cyclops dong.

Dr. in the Bronze Age maternity ward: “Congratulations! It’s twin girls!” “Oh shoot, we only had one name picked out. Let’s go with Clytemnestra and uh- Helen! Yeah, that’ll do. Clytemnestra and Helen.”

Oh man give me Agamemnon in that ridiculous armor. I’m all about it.

Funny how much of life can feel lose-lose.