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This week I gave myself the week off editing to write. I've managed ten chapters and close to 4K per day on average. Next week I'm back to editing, but hope I can at least keep up half that pace. If so, I might finish this next Harker novel this spring.

Come see me talk about mushrooms! Not that I've done mushrooms. Because drugs are bad, m'kay? But come see me talk about shrooms!

Don't sweat it. 15 years and 40+ books to my name and I don't have an agent, either. :)

Wow, way to make the man want to jump overboard by reminding of my singing...just remember, John, there was plenty of room on that door!

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Would be even better if one of them was named Bark Hamill. Just sayin'.

Reminder that I am available for developmental edits. I have openings in March, April, and June. My standard rate is 1.5 cents per word, but that is negotiable for presses or experienced, multi-published authors. Feel free to hit me up if interested.

Unfortunately the greatest problem progressives face is other progressives and an alarming tendency to devour our own. Ironically, it's the same problem facing Christianity. Plenty of people like the religion, but the people who most loudly proclaim to follow it are assholes and alienate everyone.

My favorite TV cop is Ice-T.

it was off the CHAIN! And the story behind it getting made was great, too. Ice-T is the first thing in probably two decades that Roger Waters and David Gilmour have agreed on, because they both had to sign off on giving him permission to do the cover. And they loved his lyrics so much they were IN!

Damn, son, that sounds like a great idea. Might substitute Leverage: Redemption for HALO, but definitely got a gummy on the menu for tonight.

Need more of this. Make them run, make them afraid for their jobs, then take their jobs.

Why didn't y'all tell me Ice-T and Body Count covered "Comfortably Numb" with David Gilmour on guitar?!?

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But I still think I might die before this ship is righted. Unfortunately, if I die of old age before Trump and the GOP's gutting of our nation is fixed, it means millions of others will have died before me, and not of natural causes.

This dimwitted, drug-addled fuckwit has done more to damage our nation in six weeks than foreign powers could do in six decades. It's going to take many many years to fix the damage that he's done, and I can only hope I live long enough to see it. And for the record, I'm 51, so I'm not that old.

And told everyone I ever had a chance to speak with not to work with them. This is much bigger, but I can only think that it will have a lot of the same results. A whole bunch of foreign leaders never trusting this country to behave ethically and honorably again. And they shouldn't.

I sat there and listened to him bitch for about an hour while my boss sat next to me watching me get more and more embarrassed. Until I stopped being humiliated and got angry myself. Then I told him to take his project and shove it up his ass. Never worked with that company again.

This whole Trump/Zelensky Oval Office BS reminds me of a time I was called into a meeting with an electrical contractor to negotiate work on a project. Except I wasn't. I was called in there because the contractor waspissed off at me and wanted to yell at me face to face.