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I love the nightmare Felix the Cat doll from wikipedia.

“we need the moderates to win” no. we need the moderates to provide hands-on data concerning how fast humans can solve large, uncomfortable mazes while being exposed to various electrical stimuli. tho I suppose, in a way, that could contribute to helping us win. can’t win without laughter.

everyone’s already used all the good “douthat” puns, can I just call him a stupid fuck?

Hey! So, this has gotten worse! I previously shared here that Acton and her campaign were set to meet with the ODP Progressive Caucus leadership on the 28th. That's today, and it was a worst case scenario. (1/?)

Charlie Brown demonstrably had hoes, but they were two lesbians attracted to the possibility of cracking an egg and god forbid women have hobbies I guess.

Welcome to the Anthropocene 🔥

"ai wasn't used for X it was used for Y!" oh ok. I guess then they'll go to the slightly better hell? what do you want from me here, exactly?

"we can build a utopia on the bones of trans people and still be good people" no you can't, and you can't kill enough of us that no one will be around to remember and talk about your failures.

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Amazing how after a decade plus of bemoaning how intellectually dishonest social media conversations tend to be, the vast majority of Daily Discourse is still just "so you're saying you hate waffles" over and over again

the same people who say “so you hate waffles” are the same type of people who go “I am being accused of hating waffles!” when someone says “ok, so you like pancakes.”

I hate how “the waffle tweet” has been reduced to a pathetic canard to be trotted out for easy reply guy sympathy whenever someone feels uncomfortable with strangers correctly reading both the subtext and the explicit content of their words.

“thankless women should not speak critically on popular movies from important men who make their books valuable” hm. thats a weird take from the- oh its from the feminists? the progressive writers? the woke shitposters? ok, thats enough odyssey discourse. your brains are all pickled, go to a dungeon

the actual best line was “its all Greek to me, by which I mean that I understand it completely”

I’ve started saying “our age of bronze is collapsing” after every minor inconvenience and it always cheers me up but I’m worried it’s eventually going to start pissing off my assorted loved ones.

its worth 4 bucks! it has a lot of different variations of the game and a cute story mode.

everyone owes me an apology for their awful, awful posts today. everyone owes me an apology for their awful, awful posts every other day, but you owe me one for today too.

When you're at the protest and you see a younger person livestreaming from their phone

I like when people say “I’m not touching this discourse! but also…” and then give their discourse-marinated take. its cute, they think they snuck something past the rest of us. we all play along like when you play hide and seek with a toddler. “woah where did you go? you’re not in the discourse…”

“thankless women should not speak critically on popular movies from important men who make their books valuable” hm. thats a weird take from the- oh its from the feminists? the progressive writers? the woke shitposters? ok, thats enough odyssey discourse. your brains are all pickled, go to a dungeon

ok but we can all agree that regardless of which adaption it is, Odysseus should use his war loot to end poverty in Ithaca instead of to beating up disenfranchised monsters, right?