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@bsky.app Why does scrolling periodically start jumping about? I know you have a lot to deal with, but surely making sure that people can scroll through different posts is a fundamental issue?

Why the hell wasn't Duckula called Quackula!?! GIVE ME ANSWERS DAMMIT!

Have decided to call my partner the cutest thing I have seen prior to seeing them at any particular time. Today this was Sliced Button Mushroom.

I dreamt I had been offered a good paying job by David Bowie. Was panicking about the logistics of submitting my resignation and working out transport costs. For some reason the fact that he is dead didn't factor into my concerns.

Does Gatorade contain alligator extract? We don't get it over here so it genuinely could be reptile juice and I wouldn't know.

Sounds from my neighbourhood tonight. Big dog small dog argument Blood curdling scream Sirens Continuation of dog argument Peacock Only one dog remains arguing Now only blackbirds

The gayest of all shrimps is the mantis shrimp, and woe betide the homophobe who has a problem with that.