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When is someone going to remake Chaplin's "Modern Times"? Everything now feels like getting stuck in the gears of some giant machine. The comedy that can be mined from automated phone systems and ordering boards alone! I should probably start writing it...

Give one example of an election where more votes were cast than voters registered. Oh, you can't? It will never stop shocking me that people not only listen to this bag of shit but take him seriously. It reflects poorly on YOU, not him. Stop being morons.

I always say Abbey Road is my favorite Beatles album, but I have probably listened to Revolver the most out of their entire catalog. Maybe I should reconsider?

What time is Max Miller dropping out today?

Band practice in 90 minutes. @jaykaplan.bsky.social Wheelhouse is coming out in a random spot tonight. Don't tell the others. 😂