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Now that she’s exposed her ability to be a human, nice even (during starmers farewell appearance) her politics seem even more performative and cynical

My wife once drunkenly crashed her bicycle into the side of a hospital. We’ve all been there.

Or he’s using the threat of privatisation to garner positive coverage

Wtf? No need

Don’t throw the maternity care concern out with with the bathwater

You’d think being able to speak ONE LANGUAGE would be a minimum requirement for president

“Wait, are we the badly guys?”

Speaking as a short(ish) person, is being tall ever a problem?

He’s Ruffled, bro

I’m imagining that, if one ever came at you, you could hold it off like a set of angry handlebars

Don’t discount the possibility that he meant those threats

He’s comparing himself to Trump to protest his innocence? That seems stupid

Base. How Lowe can you go?

Just pulling yer leg mate

Anchor: here’s my faux outrage about taking elections seriously, solely to queue up some tumbleweed puns i’ve prepared, and now I’ve made even Therese Coffe look relatable

Gonna need a bigger bus

The cowardice could fill a reflecting pool

I am already regretting this

AAAAAAAGH it’s gonna take some “I should be so lucky” to clear that out

That’s me promising to remember a birthday