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And on the same date we have seen the last. Fitting really.

To be honest, I don’t think UEFA give a shit if he doesn’t. We are the ones making all the money. It may actually be better for all the European national teams if we cut off this leech.

No point with his cash cow Messi not at the next one.

No UEFA. No party.

He’s already pissed them off with the World Cup shenanigans, but this dumb fucker doesn’t know when to back off.

Linehan reminds me of Joe’s description of Harold in The Stand. “Big white worms eating up his brain like maggots.”

He’s obviously been going to some very niche clubs since the divorce.

He’s speaking from experience.

Both would be handy in the Fuck Shed.

This is what happens when English leave England, they start cosplaying as someone else. Andy Dufrense is a new one on me though.

Mama’s got a fuse box Daddy sleeps with the fishes.

Zed’s on his hols honey. Zed’s away.

What has always cracked me up about that is they had to draw an enormous dick on the wall, as if the title “Fuck Shed” would be too subtle for some.

Kathy’s Carrot.

Fifteen miles to the…

You have to have some tunes with your orgy, anything else would be downright uncivilised.

Shame they both couldn’t lose.

I work for a utility, and have seen two, well three if you count the one in a flat in Knightsbridge. I mean, you really need a cellar for it to be a true sex dungeon.

The wooden restraining cross on the wall. It’s what every family home should have.

Thoust plotteth Blackadder.