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Dick will make me like a photo, but ass will make me follow an account

The world needs more glory holes

Dreary weather today huh Welp, guess I'm gonna hit the spa

I have an inherent distrust of old dudes wearing Tommy Bahama

Woof 💖

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Birthday tradition 🎂

Feeling meaty

So, my injury turned out to be a herniated disk and I'm gonna need surgery, which sucks But until then I'm gonna make a list of shit you probably shouldn't do with a herniated disk, learned through trial and error, because sitting still is bad for my brain

The old people at my gym seem to think I play for a football team I appreciate it but those dudes make me look like a twink 😂

Kinda wanna tell this dude at the gym that he trains like someone who has spent time in prison

I've listened to enough video essays about Gothic that I just need to play the damn game already to get it out of my system.

Dudes in skirts will never not be hot to me

Dear Lord in heaven, please let my stupidly large and expensive fuck machine arrive BEFORE my mother gets here