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Jim Norris

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Per AI: Rangers OF, Red Wings owner, film star, professor emeritus, art gallery director. Died 1966. Convictions for theft, false declarations, B&E, taking bribes from Afghan truckers, murder (pardoned by Pres. Lincoln). Happiest riding bikes w wife & kids

These people are nuts and need to be shamed back under the rock they crawled out from under.

000

So we pay $50K on average and they still collect our data to sell?! I think I’ll stick with my bike, thank you very much.

000

Oooh. This ain't gonna end well. Might be a good time to invest in bollards.

010

Try doing that with a car.

100

Make your next EV an e-bike. You’ll be happier and the world will be a better place.

0130

I much prefer the staple bike racks that have a cross bar. It makes the bike harder to steal (have to cut the rack twice) and keeps the lock from sliding down to the ground. My aging back likes a higher locking point.

010

Unfortunately, there aren’t any direct flights. Expect layovers in Gothenburg and Damascus, so it’ll be FUK-GOT-DAM-DJT

020

I’ve done the same numerous times. my dream is 40-50 cyclists hitting the drive-thru lanes at Chick-fil-A. Hoo boy! Bring a lawn chair and watch the moral panic

110

What's interesting is that this is not about those who drive vs those who bike or walk. It's really about what driving does to otherwise good, decent people. Driving turns nice people into a-holes. And the bigger and more expensive the vehicle, the worse we become. Good road design can mitigate this

000

It’s that simple: Automobiles represent the dominance of private property over public space.

080

I first heard it as a devil, but most of the online versions have a vampire. I think if you’ve got nuns, stay with the theme and go with the devil. If you’ve want a vampire, have Buffy behind the wheel. But Buffy swearing isn’t as funny as a cursing nun. So I’ll stick with nuns and Satan.

070

Reminds me of the time two nuns were driving at night when suddenly the devil slams onto the hood. The nuns panic and start swerving to knock him off. "Quick! Show him your cross!!” shouts the one nun. The other nun rolls down the window, leans out and yells, "Get off the hood, you son of a bitch!!"

140

Now would be a good time to release the unredacted Epstein files to distract folks from this smothering heat.

010

Just say neigh. A bike is cheaper than a horse

000

If they really cared about safety, they’d start crushing lifted pickup trucks.

010

I hate it when you’re exposed as a demon only to find out you don’t have any demonic powers. Hardly seems fair. The impotent demons need to band together and form a union or something.

000

Normal methods? Uh, I hope he doesn’t end up in a Waffle House parking lot in Rome GA.

030

To be fair, I think he meant the Islamic Republic of Communist Greenland.

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