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Farb Gel would be great for this.

FARB-GEL-SPRAY The UK Alternative to Pepper SprayYouTube video by Tactical Thingswww.youtube.com

Most of my shorts are button fly, however, the past couple of days I wore some with a zip fly but I always went to unbutton them. Today, I'm back in button fly but my zip fly muscle memory finally kicked in, albeit too late. These struggles are never covered in the mainstream media.

It would appear I'm featured in The Poke yet again. I refuse to read any publication that would have my posts as content.

Watching Daredevil with the sprog, a bunch of ninjas silently ran across screen. “I can do that” I said. “Fine,” said the sprog, lifting up her phone to record. “Do it.” I stood up, cleared obstacles, and walked to the corner. “I can run across this room, and you won’t hear my footsteps.” “DO IT!” …

My wife asked me to print off the pool hours for the pinboard, and I noticed it's complete bullshit! Look at that fucking blocking! It doesn't make any sense and made me very cross. With more important things to do, I obviously couldn't let it stand and completely reworked it, adding gym hours too.

What’s your sign?

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses. (This is the original I used for my avatar, which just continually serves to remind me that I have aged terribly over the past six years.)

This is a bad idea, as the British could tell you when they put a bounty on cobras in Delhi. Locals caught all the snakes, and then decided to start breeding them for the money. The British cancelled the bounty and all the farmed cobras were released, more than were a problem before.