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I'm Ross Douthat I'm Catturd 2 I'm Alex Jones This is 60 Minutes.

Not yet though if he could have heard my internal monologue after the great dental billing screwup of late 2025, he'd have heard an earful.

Left the Senate?

If I died, found myself resurrected, and attended my memorial to see this spectacle-I'd insist on a zombie movie double tap so I wouldn't have to die of embarrassment.

Michael Bay's 'The Cremation of Sam McGee'. First the man, next year's sequel? The world.

Susan Collin's concern face intensifies.

It's memorable. I'll give him that.

What I wish the dentist said: You're brushing a bit too hard. Consider using the electric toothbrush exclusively. What the dentist said: Scrub 'em like they're teeth-not a toilet.

I'm absolutely certain it was better than mine 😉

I haven't had a Reddit account ever since my incredibly awesome pear tree got downvoted to oblivion when it was just a sapling. Lurking has been more than sufficient but now it appears you need an account. The auto generated name chooser really did me dirty today. I'm never poasting with that one.

That was a great plan until we added more dogs.

Seriously. I live in podunk nowhereville and our county has had databases for crime, property records, and taxes for many years

Now is that any way to talk after they graciously shared their couch with you?

Though not nearly as limiting, I experience that a little with diabetes. In the southeastern United States, everything is carb loaded and fried and that's how my extended family loves to eat. Restaurants are rarely fun when you're limited to salad.

OG fake news.

If I had them turned on, I'd say sure but I keep them off due to a lot of explicit photos that I received back in the early days of Bsky.

Someone should make him a plate and deliver it to his facility.

Missing the state picnic is a quaint southern euphemism for 'He's deader than dead'.

Others have already stated (correctly) that he cannot appoint a replacement. Here is the legislation passed in 2024. apps.legislature.ky.gov/record/24rs/...

Same. I'm the natural nurturer and the most organized so the caretaking/homemaking/planning tasks have always been mine by default.