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When we’re ready to start eating the rich, start with him

Hosting is the fastest way *to* pay in my book. Even if there’s a family fee, there’s gonna be all sorts of incidentals that you need that don’t make it into to fee.

Can we arrange for Luigi to get a day pass from jail?

Dave Eggers? They invited the same Dave Eggers who wrote a prophetic novel about the evils of surveillance tech and wearables and the social media panopticon like a full half-decade before anybody else was worried about them? That's on them

The third daughter 😩😩😩😩😩

I *had* planned to just pay the beach boy for two beach chairs and an umbrella but somehow I listened to the one who hates the beach and said “no no we’ll be fine” likely because she was only ever planning on being out there for 27 minutes.

Convinced my mom to go to the beach but stupidly opted for the DIY experience (free low rider beach chairs + beach umbrella that neither of us were clever enough to figure out how to bury so that it stood on its own) at the sun’s zenith so we lasted for exactly 27 minutes before tapping out.

Yesssssss TimeGuessr #1135 — 42,625/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆8,398 · 📅 6y · 🌍 86m 2️⃣ 🏆8,396 · 📅 7y · 🌍 220m 3️⃣ 🏆8,400 · 📅 6y · 🌍 41m 4️⃣ 🏆9,933 · 📅 0y · 🌍 1.8mi 5️⃣ 🏆7,498 · 📅 8y · 🌍 82m timeguessr.com

If the dad wanted to do the stipend fine, but if not, I think I might increase my spending just to make sure there was nothing left for my entitled ass kids once I was gone

I don’t actually hate the idea of a monthly allowance in lieu of an inheritance if that’s what the parent wants to do but I do have a problem with the kid saying “my dad should want to see all the good I did with his money while he’s still alive” because while he’s alive it’s still his money!

I don’t think people (Hannah) realize just how many people are living on credit.

I forgot to mention that I would bet a high dollar amount the parents didn’t buy the boat.

I don’t believe you Chloe that your parents signed you up for loans without your knowledge because I’m 100% sure you had to sign for them. Also, Chloe, you’re not owed a house at 35 with 80k of debt

Starting with some “both sides”: Joe’s outta pocket for asking for 15k. Steve beating that “I did it with no help and uphill both ways in the snow!” drum.

I am chockful of thoughts www.thecut.com/article/mill...

It’s almost like Gen Z would have liked network tv

Like whatever this is supposed to be cleansing for the writers/showrunners I hope it worked bc good god this is not fun to sit through

The bear was never the dramedy it sells itself as for awards season purposes but my god the end of season 4 is a real drag

Trying to figure out what to have for dinner every day is truly a top 5 worst things about being an adult activity.

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