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Jess Whitecroft (she/her)

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Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.

Inject it right into my eyeballs, please. No, seriously. I'm reading subs again this year and if the quality is nearly as phenomenal as it was last year then the slush pile is going to be delicious. Give me your nasty stories, baby.

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The portal opens tomorrow… are you ready? We want horror stories up to 6,000 words, including flash. Originals and reprints. We pay $0.08 per word. Simultaneous submissions are accepted so long as you keep us informed. More details on our website (below).

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Christopher Nolan casting Chao-Li Chi as Chung Ling Soo in The Prestige. You want to talk about Nolan casting someone of the 'wrong' race for a historical role? Let's talk about that, because holy shit how do you miss an opportunity to tell THAT story?

Sanjay Srivastava

What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?

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Just saw a bumper sticker that said "This van has no airbags. Because we're adults!" Nothing says maturity like snapping your neck, apparently?

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Okay, I clicked, saw the byline, and was glad that I wasn't drinking anything when I did. It's Rowan Pelling, btw, a woman who used to be a very big deal in the erotica market. Terfdom apparently parches both your brain and your pussy. Don't do it.

Barry Norton 🌈 ♾ 📚

"We go to Marks and Spencer to feel safe, not to wander through a red-light district." It's a DISGRACE!

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Do not bend the knee. This is basic stuff. Come on.

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Tabby cat down the road is so friendly that the belly is not even a trap. Loud purrs, immaculate toebeans. A perfect cat.

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Can we put him on a trial period and say it's not working out? Because no. Nope. Uh uh. Attitude's all wrong. Somewhat infuriating, actually.

Geoffrey Hughes

"Sure, you can automate writing an essay, but can you automate... Manufacturing?" -Something only an idiot or a charlatan would say

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Sun's doing the Hypnotoad noise again. Brrrrrrrrrrrr

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It was every bit as beautiful and moving as I thought it would be. Truly, not a dry seat in the house.

Jess Whitecroft (she/her)

Please God, please let Trump deliver an unscripted eulogy at Lindsey Graham's funeral. (Unless you have other plans for Trump, of course.)

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