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First ever, beavers are not native to Scotland

The only thing in Yakima is a giant convention center

He’s been trying for eight years to teach you to put your socks in The hamper

I was just thinking about how once upon a time, Superman revealed that it was a childhood vaccine that made him bulletproof and whammo, buy-in

Or you really needed them. Hide your credit cards and brace yourself to gain 15 pounds

This is where I get to take my lunch break tomorrow

For every writer fueled by spite, there are a dozen defeated by scorn

Tempura battered lettuce

When I stick my face down into the garden I smell my grandfather It is a lovely tang of earth and leaves and almost even his cherry tobacco

Who turns in puppy mills and abusive breeders? Responsible breeders, who don’t breed without a waiting list, and who track their puppies for years Breeders who rescue, rehab and rehome dogs Breeders who donate a portion of profit from every litter to rescues

I’m stuck Can’t move

I don’t talk to anyone who cheers for Florida’s football team

Yesterday a pug ran out in front of my bus I stopped and opened the door, and he climbed right in and sat next to my seat 🥰 No person in sight, luckily the police station was across the street from my next stop and his worried family had already reported him lost

I’m pretty sure he also killed Peter Rabbit’s dad (Ok, bad joke, I’ll show myself out)

Happy “Buy a popsicle for an outdoor worker” day to all who celebrate!

If you’re looking to #rescue a dog, and want a specific size/ breed/ allergy free dog, you soon discover that the best person to adopt a rescue from is usually also a breeder

Now you’re thinking about remodeling the kitchen, aren’t you?

He’s asking us to call him DJ

I’m not gonna tell you how to run your big city library, but around here, if you ask the librarian for recommendations, she can remember who has read every book on the shelf, and if they liked it. If you want to get a book you ask in person