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Imagine finding out when you’re a teenager that your parents named you Donald, after Donald Trump. 😂

It’s 2026 and I seriously can’t believe people are still smoking cigarettes.

Guys, I’m really trying to find something to dislike about John Ossoff…and I just can’t. I’m starting to think he might be a good option for 2028. [Feel free to weigh in if you can do it without being a dick about it, and single issue voters…please just scroll on.]

I’m gonna need journalists to start bringing in mental health experts to discuss Trump’s words and actions. It’s not bluster. It’s not hyperbole. He’s not joking. The dude is fucking insanely twisted. People need to hear this in serious, clinical terms.

Mitch McConnell has a wife and three daughters. On Earth 1.0 there was usually a family spokesperson that went before the press and gave occasional heartfelt updates to the public about their prominent loved one when the fell ill. Anyone else remember when people weren’t so gawd damned cryptic?

#DrowsyDon

I went to see Odyssey a few days ago. 1. First half hour and the last hour were good. The middle was slow af. 3. I was disappointed that the sirens and cyclops were barely a footnote. 4. The American accents were a mistake. British accents would have made the story feel more authentic.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social Have you tried to call Sen. McConnell at the rehab facility where he is reportedly recovering? You’re taking a lot of heat. If he won’t take your call, then at least you will have shown the public some more effort.

@kamalaharris.com Why haven’t you sued? Why haven’t Congressional Dems issued a subpoena for Ashley St. Clair and her phone and email records from Elon Musk?