I am everyone's dad today. I'm proud of you. Let's play catch with the ol' pig ball and then get some iced creams 🍦
harkerthanblackOnce again failing to find a clip from 30 Rock of Tracy's "son who's older than me" bit with which to give some context to my annual slightly-parasocial tradition of wishing a happy Father's Day to @jessenowack.com and absolutely nobody else.