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I would get up and give a lecture on why abortion is good

No one in the history of the world has ever been arrested for clapping in favor of entrenched wealth and power.

Nerds are nerds, no matter the flavor

Only underwater

Once again

I liked the movie more than Wilson did (entirely because she's smarter than I am), but a lot of interesting thoughts here.

I have also eaten actual watermelon today!

Typos I Have Made Today, Ranked: 1. Eating for Eaten

Watermelon Candies I Have Eating Today, Ranked: 3. Sour Watermelon Icebreaker 2. Watermelon Jolly Rancher 1. Watermelon Salt Water Taffy The top two were really close, was a tough call.

Yeah fair

Jesus imagine being involved in any way with the publication of this story. Imagine thinking this is news.

But a dozen racists calling for immigrants to be ground into hamburger gets wall-to-wall coverage.

I know war isn't funny but this is honestly so funny. What is this, the fourth time through this exact cycle? Attack ▶️ announce fake deal ▶️ threaten ▶️ back off threats ▶️ and on and on again

WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE OF INTENT THAT THE WAFFLES WERE FOR THE CHILDREN IF ANYTHING MY CLIENT DESERVES A MEDAL FOR RESTRAINT

At least everyone at the post office is always as disgusted as humanly possible with our inability to navigate their arcane lore.

No. Absolutely not. Literally never. I don't care if critics universally acclaim it as the greatest movie ever made. Nope nope nope.

Arrest Hunter Biden immediately

Put it on my grave stone

Right?!

FWIW there's a passage in the Odyssey where Odysseus bursts into uncontrolled weeping over a bard's songs about the war.