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Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to thumb wrestle the bioluminescent hand growing out of the wall.

Hey Bluesky, a sale or two would be a big help, so if you're interested, I'd love for you to check out my shop. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. You can learn more about each Creature at the shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Over at my Patreon, I just shared some of the pranks Samantha Shadowseed played on me recently. She's quite the mischievous rascal. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

I don't really trust the chefs who wear those "I'm not being ratatouillied" aprons. I think they are being ratatouillied. Why don't they just admit it?

"Everything happens for a reason," I whisper, placing the last can of Ecto Cooler on the tower of Ecto Coolers in the middle of the desert.

Here are the Jeremy Creatures I currently have available at my Big Cartel shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I just shared a new haunted object search over at my Patreon. This is where I search an antique store for haunted objects and make sure they're not too haunted. This is a service I provide my community as unofficial town sorcerer. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

This might not be a popular opinion, but I don't think it's a problem when a thousand antique store dolls conjoin into one colossal creature.

Samantha Shadowseed the Chthonic Watermelon is currently available over at my Big Cartel shop: jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

Does anyone remember that reddit story about the woman who wouldn't let her boyfriend or husband enter the second story of their home. I've always wondered what was going on up there.

Meet my newest fabric art creation: Samantha Shadowseed the Chthonic Watermelon. I designed and hand-sewed her. During the summer, Sally travels from an unknowable chthonic realm to Earth. Here, she enjoys taking photos of raccoons, homunculi, and other small beings. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

This might not be a popular opinion, but I think it's perfectly fine to walk through gnarled doors that materialize in the basement overnight. Sometimes there are just snacks in there.

I answered the riddle correctly but the bridge troll didn't care. He still stuffed me into a barrel and tossed me at a nearby scarecrow.

Here's a little peek at the death worm I designed and hand-sewed a while back. She sometimes asks her boyfriend if he'd still love her if she were a human, and if he doesn't answer correctly, she bites him. She enjoys burying her body in barrels of dried beans. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Bat update: I forgot to mention that I saw seven bats yesterday, and I spotted one so far tonight.

Any books written by horseshoe crabs should be required reading if they can figure out how to write.