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I had a busy day.

Listen - I had aguachile for dinner. You can't mess with me.

I saw Weezer summer 2001 at Jones Beach amphitheater so I dont think I need opinions from any other human about what the best live music venue in NY is.

Slide into my mentions. Im in a cabin in the mountains for my birthday weekend. AMA.

I just want to point out i am one of hundreds who thought Bernie Sanders was protesting Chuck Schumer the other day because another angry old righteous protestor who had the same hairline from behind heckled him. We are a community.

I made a mountain friend, she wanted smores 🥲

Built a fire by myself without lighter fluid. Praise me, I am queen.

There is a whole ass DJ at this campground. I don't hate it. I heard TLC's Creep playing so I was basically summoned here.

Been in the mountains 2 hours and someone asked for my number. She's still got it.

I am headed to the mountains for my birthday weekend. If It Happens while I am away, please for the love of dog, contact me via carrier pigeon. Whatever it takes.

My birthday is tuesday, so while I understand unplugging the machines Mitch is hooked up to is KIND OF an okay gift, but it'd be better if it happened *today* because I really just want my birthday to be about me for once 😌

I love a walk off like this

Only the finest roadkill for our troops.

If iran really wanted to pull a "got em" all they would have to do is infiltrate every McDonald's in the DC/Nova area.

Nice catch by my baseball son from the internet, Jackson Merrill, to end the game for the padres win!

Jake Cronenworth, cool guy.

Who the fuck does Fauci think he is? Who the FUCK are YOU? Never heard of your dumb cunt ass a day in my life. Doting on a guy more interested in being a celebrity than saving America? Really? You are a god damn delusional fuckwit.

My power was out all night so I did not get to see bebo have his first 5-hit game of his career 😭