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Maybe I will just see how many emails I can ignore today

Work has been really annoying this week and I just realized that today is my half-birthday, which honestly doesn't help that I was already feeling like I'm stuck in a boring job while life is passing me by etc, and anyway now I really wish I could just take the day off and relax

I get the argument but for me it doesn't quite meet my admittedly narrow and somewhat arbitrary criteria

Yeah, buddy, I agree

May need to have another piece after watching that game

You know, what with the lack of offense and all

Second inning in a row where the M's deserved to give up a lot more than one run, feel like that's going to catch up to them any time now

I guess there's a reason his name's not Beston Wilson

Never happier to be wrong

It feels like this inning is on the verge of spiraling out of control

Time is a flat circle, etc

Toby knows how to make an entrance

Mission accomplished

(Colin Meloy voice) 🎶 We are two horny Swedes We did some dirty deeds In this belly of a whale But now its mouth is closed Until we cast our votes I guess we have some time to kill 🎶

I wouldn't even buy one of these if it came with Yankeeless entry

Fifty million dollars?! Who you think you kidnapped,

Like I said

If he was a rapper/Law & Order actor his name would be Eyes Tea

MLB: Astros, Rangers, Blue Jays, Yankees, Red Sox NFL: Rams, 49ers, Packers, Chiefs, Patriots NCAA football: Michigan, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Clemson, Alabama