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Remember all the pearl-clutching when Biden dropped an f-bomb when whispering to Obama and it got picked up by a hot mic? All the people wailing about the dignity of the office? Because I do.

IIRC, they literally cited reduction in teen pregnancy as one of the bad effects that red states are suffering because mifi is legal.

According to the people with Miller’s influence back then, yes, that was the third world. Plus the whole being Jewish thing.

Remember that he sees most of the human race as NPCs.

#priorities

Uncleji and Auntieji will have you know that they came over the "right way" and therefore are in no way in jeopardy. Pay no attention to what is happening in Frisco, TX.

You can keep your pornography. Give me Gillian Anderson assembling LEGOs.

"Meritocracy" - the allocation of opportunity to those born to the right people and/or who know the right people.

Or to cut the boss in on it.

He does look like this guy + 25 years. theonion.com/all-women-do...

They define election fraud as people being allowed to vote without correctly stating the number of jellybeans in the jar.

The crime not cutting The Big Guy in on the action.

Clearly, we must execute Terrence and Philip. Nothing bad will come from doing so. Probably.

Also he wasn’t. I’m sure John Calhoun and Strom Thurmond could be charming in person but they were monsters in thought and deed. Same with Graham.

With tears in their eyes

Shh - he's going to go to war there next to ensure US supplies of waffles.

Seriously, who is Nobody-Talks-About-Kevin referring to?

Only Democrats are expected to have standards, responsibility and accountability. It's expected that Republicans are the Righteous Gemstones.

Yeah, and the Republicans are calling him Talafreako.