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Puppy saw geese for the first time and it was the longest he has ever been still while awake. It blew his mind.

It’s not every man who looks like this but it’s always a man who looks like this

As much as I want to say that Capital One closed Trump’s accounts because he was laundering money, failing AML/KYC review does not necessarily mean that. Financial institutions decide all the time whether there’s a potential AML/OFAC violation and make risk decisions based on that potential.

Proof that you can work in the highest echelons of BigLaw and still be so fucking dumb that it’s painful.

Rewatching Spider-Man No Way Home to prep for seeing Brand New Day tomorrow and these movies remain a bright light in the late stage MCU

Home from a week away and the puppy is living up to being a Velcro dog

Having teenagers is wild because one day they greet you with “‘sup twin”

Is Stephen Root the king of all “hey! It’s that guy!” in movies and TV shows? And how is he always excellent and makes everything better? Putting up HOF numbers and performances.

Fun times: exactly where I took this picture yesterday AM is now threatened by a wild fire that blew up yesterday afternoon. Waiting to see today what direction it spreads and whether we need to evacuate

This won’t have any major affect on travel into and out of DFW I’m sure

Worse places to be for the sunrise

Having previously been in-house at a financial institution, I cannot agree with this more. The amount of effort, overhead cost, and actual desire to fund compliance at major banks would be an anathema to Musk. Not that people on BlueSky would be inclined to bank there, but you never know.

Spending my days absolutely wrecked by Isabel Klee and Simon, a person and a dog I’ve never met before.

Spent 16 hours in Santa Fe and ate so much blue corn and green chilis that hours later, I still feel like I may explode

Forgot about lettuce until after I ate the tacos. Taking my life in my hands for a bit

We got a float to put Max in “water jail” so he can’t cause havoc while we’re in the pool and it’s the best $25 I’ve ever spent.

Practice tip: if you're in litigation with a company, you cannot reach out directly to the employees of said company (especially to their personal cell phones) to interview them when you know the company is represented by counsel.

Welcome to Texas where we have record heat coming and also rolling blackouts that don’t roll.

It's like he was created in a lab to be the least likable golfer

There’s something soul-satisfying about a puppy passed tf on you. No one sleeps or snuggles harder than a sleepy puppy.