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Peter it’s 1 AM

He’s trying to lull you into a false sense of security. The second you go inside he and his buddies are scaling that fence like it’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’

In high school whenever we were at a house with a pool table, my best friend and I would play a game where we would whip pool balls at the opposite corner pockets. Started every game with a traditional "YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE / CROSSFIRE!" Lots of blackened fingernails. Good times.

From the same set

I was pulling photos from Getty Images today and this one took my breath away for a second. "Plain clothed federal agents pursue a man through the lobby of the Hennepin County Government Center before tackling and arresting him Tuesday, February 10, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minn."

The sigh I let out when Jay sent me this notice. I looked them up. Because I like punishing myself.

Checking in on the everything app

Okay fine I'll blog it (in September probably)

"We'll be discussing all the very most important things the Supreme Court is up to this term, as that phrase is understood by our supporting sponsors: four BigLaw firms, a consulting firm, and a conservative litigation shop"

sorry I had to fix the "Exxon Mobile" typo lest people try and get cell service from them

A pretty clean illustration of how SCOTUSblog's editorial coverage has shifted since its merger with a conservative media outlet: At its big-ticket Supreme Court term preview conference in the fall, the marquee event is...a panel featuring the GCs of Boeing, TD Bank, and ExxonMobil

Dammit

Saw a bear driving to my parents’ house today. Looked friendly. Maybe next time.

UPDATE: we’re so back

so it got your ass

Genuinely funny that Senate Democrats waited 18 months for the historically unpopular sex pest president to become an electoral millstone around the GOP’s neck, and THEN decided to greenlight Trump judges right before the midterms. Unmatched political instincts.

[taking a deep breath so the Mariners can hear me in Arlington] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wack

Unironically, someday I want to write a 10,000-word oral history about how What We Lost When We Lost the National Capital YMCA. No institution like it in the city, then or since.