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Urgh. Disclosure Day was a slog of a film. Enjoyed the first half but the second half is dreadful. I don’t think the core conceit worked at all and it just collapses scene to scene until the end. I know I’m going to get more and more irritated by this film as the days pass

“pork”

Lest We Forget

Ew flip-flops, stop being all weird. You put me off a purchase

It’s like when Robert Downey Jr did a Welsh accent in Dr Doolittle. My rational brain knows Wales is a completely fictional location but at least he should try to be consistent with the accent he’d decided on

Been enjoying poolside life drawing today. Trying to catch moments in movement is a lovely challenge.

It’s funny how the human brain works. Saw the Avengers Doomsday trailer and thought “that Latverian accent is terrible.” I mean, I know Latveria is a completely made up place but, c’mon, that is not how they speak there.

I love how Côte d'Ivoire is landlocked on this map. You know, the Ivory COAST.

Think about this fairly often

I’m on holiday. Here are your postcards. Let me know if I forgot anyone.

Poople is my new daily game of choice

John Cleese on phone to The Telegraph newspaper editor: "'Ello, I wish to register a complaint."

Just sitting sketching at a table next to three guys like below talking about how they’ve been to all the coffee shops in ‘The Dam’ and which one’s were their favourites (did not catch place names). Funniest was them being all druggy macho boastful while discussing Amsterdam’s cake pops.