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i know cj flirts like 'wow your legs so pretty. would look much prettier on my shoulders babe'

got a 2 song Calico Jack playlist & the most recent one starts "So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you~" Which really somehow really feels on point (love song #666 by urban voodoo machine)

izzy is about to be hanged but they can't hang pregnant so jack works all night to *save* izzy 🙂‍↕️

wippies. although idk what else I’d add to this. more of a practice drawing i think. #arttag

Though apparently the most massive, it is by far the most buoyant part about him.

Can guarantee that Ed and Jack did this when younger, and still do

Izzy’s pussy: filled

hey there sugartits #ofmd #ofmdfanart #calicojack

Started over again and this time Jack ended up with Bob from Bob’s Burgers. LOL

For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity.

I'm glad the porn spam accounts on Instagram like that Jack head charm I made 💕 he would love that too

Jack the daddy at the father's day recital at lil Archie's school hooting and hollering everytime she's on stage. He's wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Archie's face. "THATS MY BABY GIRL!" Other parents have given up shushing him and its quite endearing how big Archie smiles at the recognition

Did somebody say @jasckoffweek.bsky.social?