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I'm still bitter about the knitting video, Hank.

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Once I made a little twitter bot that corrected people’s grammar if they used “impactful” in a tweet. All words are made up, sure, but some of them are still bad.

One of my grandmothers was a telephone operator, and the other was a bookkeeper (literally my current job). My granddad was an engineer (his father was a collier), and my other grandfather owned a shit ton of LA real estate. I could probably handle the rich real estate job.

Yesterday at mah jong one of the women asked me if I went to church, which is always a question fraught with danger.

I like watching restored filmslike "LA Street in 1953" or "Downtown Cincinnati, 1935" etc.., but the comments are always shit like "Oh back when people were polite" "When did we stop dressing nice?" My girl/dude, you can be polite and dress like that right now. Buy a girdle. No one's stopping you.

George and I just heard a bunch of random fireworks and hurried to check the news but

Yukon Cornelius: Nothin' for Christmas!ALT: Yukon Cornelius: Nothin' for Christmas!static.klipy.com

Happy Tuesday.

An extremely reassuring parenthetical in cookie recipe I'm baking this morning.

i have to do a little bit of sewing this morning for which I need the iron - do you think I ever iron anything? I DO NOT. I looked for the gd iron for an hour then George came home and found it behind the air fryer. idek

in my hedge witch era

y'all know i'm a nice episcopal lady but these people need to stfu

as it should be

In 1972 I had allergy tests done & they determined that I am allergic to corn&cats. I have lived all this time adjusting my life to being allergic to corn/cats. My GP needed me to test a med allergy, so I went to allergist last week. Guess what? Not allergic to corn/cats. It's nacho time, bitches!

And I am Marie of Romania.

My daydream is that I take a box cutter, slice through the ancient carpet in the family room, and discover gleaming wood floors. Unlikely in a 90s split level but a girl needs her fantasies.

Amazing. I'm gonna be First Lady of the Federation, babies!

I get so jealous when this happens bc all I ever see here is where our septic tank is.

SOON