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that was way harsh Tai. Probably

Just “astringent” from whatever brand I got it, ridiculous stuff

this was the vibe I got

btw sidebar, but I brought up doing a double feature of BRIDGET JONES’ DIARY and THE RETURN OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE as a joke but he was into it. Mulling that over

I think it was like 80% alcohol and people don’t really do that anymore and that’s why things are better now? That’s what I heard anyway. Maybe they’re still tricking teens into peeling their faces off with whomever is the current equivalent to Rebecca Gayheart, idk

in the ‘90s they’d sell teenagers this “acne” stuff where after you used it you’d still have acne but also now your face was peeling like a painted house on the Maine coast

Too late! Maybe it's time for the company to pivot away from existing.

It really did and in retrospect why, if we all had to endure MICHAEL

A flop to its bones, I guess

same boat my friend. Those names don’t even look real

It’s not that I think she or it must be bad, it’s more like I’m a gay man over 40 so how come I’ve never heard anyone out in life even mention it. Just odd

Just weird, right? It’s like when you find out some CBS show you’ve never heard of has 5 billion weekly viewers

every once in a while I get reminded that Renée Zellweger won an Oscar for playing Judy Garland in a movie I’ve heard no one talk about before during or since

To the degree I ever thought about it, I thought they were covering up part of “the building”! Masterful work

wait what

yeah I probably won’t be doing that so I am BLOWING IT OUT, nothing but piping hot takes until New Year’s

34-part investigative series on which one is a hole in the ground

Happy pub day to our pal @kristenklopez.bsky.social and her new book "But Have You Read the Book? Romance Edition." We discussed it a bit during her last appearance on GUIDE FOR THE FILM FANATIC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiLm... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Me too, but (in some interview I’ve of course since lost) he says he honestly did not think about it! Guess I believe that, since it’s almost too on the nose for someone to do deliberately haha

He got asked this, and basically slapped his forehead and said wow that would have been cool if he’d done it on purpose