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They seek him here, they seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That demned elusive Philpernel

I hope he’s getting a Swedish massage and a herbal body wrap as well. He deserves it.

In Welsh the colour “glas” in nature can be blue or green, although “gwyrdd” also means green.

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille Tiny black bugs on my brassica field?

I’m not sure I can stick with it this time. My son has valiantly done at least two years of German - as the only non-German speaking family member, he has a German partner 😁

Two drunk ladies next to me at A Star Is Born, constant talking, rustling, rooting in handbags for sweeties then they both wept at the sad ending!

My choice would be:

I did a year of Portuguese which I seem mostly to have forgotten. Now trying to refresh very basic Italian but every two minutes it’s “open this chest” or “start a free trial.” 😠

Just returned to Duolingo. The pestering for a free trial etc has reached new levels of annoying! #Duolingo

They are lovely. Ours was the silliest cat ever.

What a beautiful ginger baby 😻

I would just ban the juxtaposition of “cosy” and “crime.” How can the taking of a life be “cosy?” What would Raymond Chandler make of that?

Look at his sad little face 🙄

Our friend Simon did his bit towards the British economy last week by eating not one, but two Greggs caramel custard doughnuts, while simultaneously fending off Tenby’s most rapacious seagulls.

In later years Augustus would look back in horror at the murderous rage which almost overcame him, when Mama ever so coyly hinted at the idea of a little brother or sister. #GirlsOwnCC

Er, maybe you have never battled for 15 minutes with an app on a rainy day in Oswestry, or defeated the machine that would only work in Welsh in Carmarthen?

Oh look, a woman with a burk

Clearly following the latest advice from the Manchester Guardian: “Breakfast cereal is for babies. I eat salad in morning like a grown-up.”

Barking brilliant. He looks absolutely magisterial, like some 18th century man of letters.

I’m coming back to this one. Good bye, Bacon Thursday Lee can hang a name on you I think you sound more like Chewsday I’m not gonna miss you 🥓