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I know!

Humboldt Fog. That’s the cheese.

I have never seen it, nor has my wife. We have no plans to change that.

Honey Badger

My ex-partner would automatically slip into whatever accent was being used by someone. Not on purpose. It would just click. She enraged a Korean man who assumed she was mimicking him.

Don’t nuke it. Leave them be. Sooner or later they’ll turn on each other.

No. But it is Borowitz. Also satire.

I have been able to see so many shows and movies that I do not remember from my drinking days.

“Galileo’s head was on the block, his crime was looking up the truth and as the bombshells of my daily fears explode I try to trace them to my youth.”

“Fortune favors the brave”. That was the line he used.

Fair.

Or, “let’s just stay on the boat this time”. How many times did they have to run for the boats?

Yeah. I think he thought that “transistors” meant “transgender”.

Yeah. I was being sarcastic.

Why is it I always hear about the fun stuff after it’s gone?

“Sentient can of Axe Body Spray”. Perfect.

A good human.

Come to think of it, he forgot to include Jews too. No Jews or trans people in a conspiracy theory is like having Thanksgiving and leaving out the turkey AND the mashed potatoes.

He wants everything he has achieved to be named for him.