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But he has a bit of trouble drunk typing

It’s about 1938 now, the war has started

that applies anything he does on any given day

Trump won’t do it, this guy will

No coffee for you! Next!

Great now I’ll be up all night thinking

Thank you for not calling them pedophiles. That’s a psychosexual disorder and soft-selling what they did. They are rapists, and we put one in charge of our country so that he can get rich.

It still works with a minor change: And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Iran; And it's five, six, seven, Open up the pearly gates, Well there ain't no time to wonder why, Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Again

“It’s 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?“

…again

Yes all those criminals. So that’s why the war is back

Same shit different day

It’s not the sort of petting he likes

Someone else wrote this. It shows intelligence and no profanity

You always had the best dad jokes. Speaking as a dad, respect

Penny foolish, pound idiotic

But I don’t wanna like Marge! Still, nice to hear someone say it

“In two weeks“

Ah the irony!