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"For when you need your politics at a sixth grade reading level . . . "

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Real big "bisexual women cannot bring their straight boyfriend to pride" energy on display here

Ryan, I’m on a walk and this is what happens if I’m left alone with my thoughts

It can be purple but it involves Mrs Grimace, some candles and a bottle of Pinot Grigio

I hate him and his shine stealing ass more than the pod Jon’s and I despise the pod Jon’s

Catan Junior might be the superior game

The better half came out with her key and was like "the car starts right up idiot" and anyway I just got a promotion for anybody out there that ever doubts themselves

"Not yet, old man"

I don’t do this but maybe I should because yesterday I somehow accidentally set off the antitheft system in the Odyssey and caused the power to shutdown completely for 30 minutes

A week ago I was really upset that school was starting as soon, but then my children decided to be absolutely feral for the last week of summer and boy Howdy was I happy to put them on that bus this morning

Brother, every day is leg day for me

Hey so maybe for working families it’s better for them and their kids if they go into a building with tax payer funded AC so they don’t either keep their house hot right now or risk huge power bills they cannot afford

We get out before Memorial Day

People were saying Famke Janssen - FAMKE JANSSEN!!! - was not hot enough to play Jean Grey in 2000

Assholes are not a modern invention. The past was not some secret utopia The @janecoaston.bsky.social “it seemed better because you were a child” theory stays winning

Social media magnified and expanded the problems that were already there

“It’s a land of ancient wonders. If you look out your left side you can see Tennessee’s last conference championship”

Thanks friend! The base was stupid easy. I almost wish I did a tutorial

I’m getting better at light placement. Still a few spots that look a little jarring but I am probably my own toughest critic

Pinecone