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So it’s super gross, and yet it should maybe not surprise you that Dolly Parton was able to make it somewhat less gross when she sang it with him on her duets album

Dug out some Christmas gift cards to do the same thing, only mine isn’t here yet 😭

Wut

You beat me to this gif

Wait. Do you mean to tell me that you routinely avoid making other people miserable just because you yourself are miserable?!? Are you *sure* you’re real?

Or maybe human dignity. Idk, I didn’t get much sleep. Basically, eff ‘em if they can’t handle not getting as many toys as the other kid

If they don’t understand, you can chalk it up to a poor understanding of basic human decency

The kitchen is closed, sir

They need to close Broadway to vehicular traffic

I’ll join you here to say: I can’t stand The Doors

NOPE

Not him lying full length in the dirt after 😂

The ops do be lurking

But “cooking” is good, as in “hold up I’m cooking”, or “watch me cook”

My understanding of “selling” is when you are bad at something you are trying to be good at, or should be able to be good at. “Man, I’m really selling” as you die for the 67th time in Mario kart or whatever.

Out here doing God’s work, you are

I have *never* wanted to go to SDCC. Until now.

What I saw was like a tumblr or something, and it was a mixture of text screen shots, blog posts, etc - so some of the dialogue looked like text messages, some of the exposition would be a blog/FB post, etc