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‘Select your preferred cinema to get started!’ I don’t know which one I prefer until I know what they’re showing! This is the point of this exercise! Are they all showing the same things at the same time? If so, just say that!

Trying to work out what’s on next Sunday in the cinema in London and god I miss Time Out. I have been to THREE cinema websites. Three CINEMA websites. Three cinema WEBSITES. I cannot emphasise enough how bad they all are in so many different ways.

I think it's likely to be Eisenhorn, you know, and I think that might well be fun

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all happening at the Mail today www.dailymail.com/home/article...

guys I just want to talk

I believe it was!

It’s an ‘I think you should leave’ sketch I fear

This is a real possibility!

I once started enthusiastically stroking a dog wearing a service dog in training-type coat emblazoned with, 'Please interact with me'. I thought I was helping w/ socialisation until realised the lead had been obscuring the word 'don't'. Lady was fairly nice abt it but I felt like I'd crossed a line😒

hahaha

See I’d hope and expect that a publishing marketing team has categories above ‘heavy’, you know, Goliath, Juggernaut, Leviathan, because freaks like us do exist and exhibit variety and buy books

I was at a marketing meeting once and they were explaining that their ‘heavy book buyer’ category was defined as people who bought three or more books a year

*tapping watch*

any time now mate

Diabolical

She had a Jurassic Park backpack! And a dinosaur tattoo!

the long term effective altruism guys? Yep. Totally nuts. ‘We could end hunger but it’s more important to spend money on preventing Skynet,’ that sort of thing?

Yes. It’s also exhausting to be worrying that you’ll go into a meeting and they’ll say ‘actually you’re totally normal, you’re just a bit rubbish’, which was keeping me up nights for a while there

Yeah! ‘Don’t fucking talk to me’