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If that's the tree in question, I'm not convinced the chap in the photo is stood in the best place.

I'm not normally one for leaving matches early, but left West tonight at six down on 68 mins - final score 0-7 (seven) against a newly-promoted Runcorn Town. An absolutely rancid display, in front of a healthy midweek crowd of 607. Still, at least we have our own branded craft ale.

Speaking of 'Agadoo', I have a nasty feeling that the tune at least may be making an unwanted comeback if this lad fulfils his huge potential.

'Why should a song about jealousy, paranoia and infidelity pump through the speakers on your special day? Because everyone knows it. Mr Brightside is the third most sold and streamed song in the UK.' 'Because everyone knows it' isn't nearly a good enough reason. Everyone knows 'Agadoo' too.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

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Highlight of an awful match at Abbey Hulton Utd yesterday was Toby, the West-supporting Collie (aka The Greatest Dog in Football), being sent to the stand by the referee for allegedly nipping the ankle of the home right-back. He also had three touches before being removed (1 more than West's No 11).

I love going to gigs and I enjoy playing records but, with the odd exception, live albums are a waste of time.

Absolutely no question.

I'm not going to celebrate the fact that one in three of the people who could be arsed to vote in the Greater Manchester region are racist filth. I accept the fact that extremist nutters are more likely to vote than any other group, but still, it's depressing.