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If I hit the lottery, there would be signs.

Seemingly, I will not be moving from the desk today.

What do you mean I have to wait a whole nother two weeks to continue Mortal Shell II.

Last year, I promised I’d be kinder to myself. I failed miserably. We’re doing better in 2026, though. One more beach morning for the road.

Robert Eggers’ Sonic Unleashed

We’re nothing more than a humble coin-pusher sicko family.

Breaking News: We’re back, gamers.

While I helped conceive the concept and initial art, Demo Days marks the first Six One production without any involvement from yours truly… …and I am *so dang stoked* to watch the kickoff and browse demos! I have zero clue what to expect, and it’s so damn refreshing. Support Kyle and all the devs 💙

Roastin’ ☀️

“Take a picture of me and my new homie.”

Just a little something to take the edge off.

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Made it back to God’s country.

Blipped from existence for the week ✌️

Hey Siri, play my “Bald Boy Summer” playlist.

Video game box art peaked with Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko on the N64.

Still some Thor tweaking and fixing to be done, but goddamn. I’m so stoked to revisit Twilight Princess via Dusklight.

I’ve recently learned about Seattle’s newest resident/cryptid/lil guy, Jimothy. Unfortunately, this means all PAX West proceedings will be on hold until I can meet Jimothy and shake their hand.

Since SGDQ, my algorithm has exclusively featured bald content and white Monster Energy content. Thank you all who helped make that possible, I guess.

Oh, we’re Gaming™️ now.

I did it. I found the number of Monsters/Celsiuses you can consume within a single week before your body completely collapses. It’s 17.