Now that Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate no longer hinge on this man, I suppose it's safe to ask: Why does Graham Platner look like the lead in a porn parody of The Lorax?
Whenever I hear about the state of cultural/social commentary on MAGA twitter it's some bullshit like "What if we staged a die-in outside of theaters showing The Odyssey?" or "I wore my 'I use slurs' t-shirt to the county fair and no one complimented it, wokeness has gone too far!"
