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The Committee has declined to investigate corruption in sporting bodies located in this Branch due to the potential for Destructive Interference.

There is no relationship between this Committee and atavistic sports organizations. The International Temporal Olympic Committee formally Condemns any attempts at association (real or imagined)

The Judges are not neutral. They are correct.

STATUS UPDATE Olympiad: Pending Judges: Assembled Charter: Amended Anomalies: Active

NOTICE The Chronolympics operate outside all existing Olympic charters. No equivalency is recognized.

INTERNATIONAL TIME OLYMPIC COMMITTEE This account serves as the public record for the Chronolympics. The record is incomplete.

EVENT: Pummel Horse STATUS: INTERRUPTED LEADING ATHLETE: ███████ POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY “The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."

Compiling Wildcode

Agenda item added. "RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"

This Branch knows about fossil fuels but does nothing about it. Let's try again.

Anomaly detected. Trying new branch.

Heisenberg rebuffering

Anchoring... Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent. Cutting anchor.

Compiling Ticker subroutine

Stabilized, but this is too early on the threads. Good effort but let's try again.

Load bearing threads identified: + Chicxulub impactor + Promethean discovery + The Collapse + Börte Üjin birth + 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice + Super Mario Bros 3 release + LHC Run 4 (2031 CE) Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.

Initializing. Standby for snapback on the threads.