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my new favorite camera is the toyota tundra

love taking pics with 20 year old digital cameras but there are some occasional unavoidable downsides, like the fact that you can’t tell that my socks have cute cockroaches on them

day one of vacation spending the morning thinking about work i have got to lock the fuck in

work is a dumpster fire and will be an even worse one when i return but im officially on vacation so it literally does not matter

using insta again has been so much better than i expected since i've nestled myself in the vintage digicam community. professional photographers using their leicas to shoot mazdas in italy got nothing on my buddy mossgirl.jpg who exclusively posts .3 MP pics of the polluted river behind her house

dude the new episode of isawken was crazy. apparently he ate a bunch of cottage cheese and then slept really shitty because he couldn’t stop losing at sudoku on his phone. yeah it wasn’t even the hard ones. he was playing it on medium. yeah. i fucking love that show

video essayist: i need to display some text for this video and i’d like to break my monologue up by having one of my friends read it instead of me. i think i’ll reach out to my buddy Eric, who has never read anything aloud before in his life and uses a wet sock for a microphone cover

whatever man *scuttles away*

TIP: You can chain four Scampers into a Scuttle to Sniplock your enemies.

instagram: hey thanks for setting up your account! would you like to sync your contacts so people you know irl can find you? me: absolutely not instagram:

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my live reaction to hearing the zookeeper say that otters “really like crevices”

hey so. uhm. why didn’t you put me in your key items. do you not like me? is it because you don’t think i’m plot relevant? no, it’s fine. whatever. i didn’t want to bounce around in your special pocket with the nefarious egg anyways

affirmations

switches the labels on the “puppygirl transformation” and “understand lacanian psychoanalysis” potions in your bathroom

quitting my job so i can be more present and attentive to my beautiful wife en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Br...

goooood morning everyone! just sharing my song of the day today, i’ve been playing it on repeat all morning 🥰 huh? “aqi”? 🤨 wellllll i don’t know what that means but it looks like i got the high score! 😃