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I'm shocked to learn he's a premature ejaculator

Clinton's aged clown prince, long married to a Republican strategist and funded by oligarchs is here to tell the kids they're doing it wrong

Atlantic still trying to stake out that middle ground between bat shit fascism and corporate neoliberalism

"erstwhile" heh

The kind of plumber who would spout racist conspiracy theories the whole time he's in your house, do a shitty job and leave a big mess

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!

I give it even odds

NOT recognizing Iran's control over the Strait is silly and will only prolong its closure. The US lost yet another war, and this time it's kinda huge.

Kind of out of place, but isn't it funny about the only Mexican food taco bell serves is iceberg lettuce

His goal is to rehabilitate Israel's image, not end the genocidal apartheid regime

Wilbur Peaches takes the mound

He keeps getting played, and lacking any imagination whatsoever, all he can think to do is imitate. You close the strait? No, WE close the strait! You charge tolls? No, WE charge tolls!

TFW you been on an international crime spree and suddenly realize big daddy can't bail you out

Blue sky give me the whitest take

These people are in no way prepared for the death of dear leader

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

And if Grandma had four wheels she'd be a wagon

How many times is Trump going to lose this war?

Brocialism

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly