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Bring me the head of Aaron Boone on a platter and I will dance the dance of the seven veils.

Loved him in Maude!

oh no

But if the team is bad can’t you just get in for $5? I’m going to two Mets games this week for $30!

we will batter and fry this thing as a side

Every inning *so far*

Somebody who has time and energy and a goddamned appreciation of life’s rich pageant should bring Dan’s @kittyonthefield account to this platform for moments like this

Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme

yeah Tommy Lasorda ain't spinning in his grave about the Dodgers visiting the Trump WH (he is, however, burning in hell)

Today I will lose to crossword solver extraordinaire David Plotkin, creator of the The Ketteman-Plotkin Club (of which I am a proud member)

Stop being cute and just see the fucking movie

Trying to figure out how much you’d have to pay me to read this and I think we’re gonna have to talk about a deal with deferred money to lower the average annual value

Pardon my French but that looks like a doody

So happy for my Philadelphia sports fan friends today but also:

Don't let the LeBron signing distract you from the fact that Josh Harris is an Epstein biz perv and that he should sell the team

They could also do a Keitel dingdong double feature and show Bad Lieutenant.

Harvey Keitel’s schmekel in 4K UHD, not to be missed and playing daily ⬇️

Every snicker and “tee-hee” only further enriches Zaslav. I must remain steadfast!!!!