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His phone works because of science he trusts. As does his car, his heating and his toilet. Yet there are bits of science he doesn't trust? Idiot

You did the right thing. At the right time. He was an extremely good dog

To those that say 'Fawlty Towers? Couldn't make that today' that's true. Because like punk they were both great in 1977 and are now remembered with affection only by people that can't move on.

Can someone get daddy a fag? One of the brown ones from Dulwich College should do. It secures the fuzzy wuzzy vote

I have actually ran this past the Deform politburo of hurty words and this passes. They're the ones that saved your face after 'cold hard rage' comments in your old job. It went in the bin. And that's the last time we shall see the words 'bin' 'face' or £5m bung on here.

And to play devil's advocate, supposing Islam backed this fully. It makes it a shit religion

Actually the way I'm framing it is that you are hell bent on assuming the voters of one party are thick, and I'm just asking if you know of a way you'd sooner they voted. Simple as that

So to answer my question you'd much rather dismiss a set of voters with no viable alternative?

Is her other name 'Spider'?

It's alright daddy, you're still ahead of the Black Panther party.

And Dickie lives in Dubai with Oakshit

Is she famous for something?

Saw this used more than on various sites once since it first appeared six years ago. Come on Jimbo, put the effort in. Try the "I'm Ronnie Pickering" one or the "I bet you're fun at parties" and I'll pretend to get upset.

Didn't I just say that? Rugby began at Rugby School and is known as Rugby Football. Students at Oxford had little interest in football as it was a working class game.

We didn't. We called it Association Football once the rules, laws and organisation of the game came under the Football Association.

It isn't though is it? Apparently Labour voters are all 'dumb fuckers' and it was all planned. So have you got a better candidate?

CNN had the answer. Because it broadcasts around the world they called it America football and European football. We call it American football

Because member states controlled their own forces and budgets. Except of course for Nige's imaginary EU Army which we were forced to join. Stick to asking who funds Binface, Nige.

Nation still doesn't realise it's called football and is way more popular in the rest of the world under that name. Nation also realises the rest of the world hates Trump as much as they do.

That's unfair. Friedrich (later Frederick) Trump, was born in the German wine-making village of Kallstadt in 1869. So by that calculation some of his ancestors did shed blood in a war. On whose side and which one is open to question though.