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Why do so many people think of God as a decision? It’s a belief. And whether or not I believe in your god has nothing to do with whether or not I believe in you.

The dumb people didn’t bother me quite as much until I saw how easily the bad people can use the dumb people. We have to be able to defend our ourselves, and the best way is with a decent education. Being dumb is destructive.

Charlie Kirk shot Mitch McConnell.

“Just because my creator is transphobic, that doesn’t mean your creator is.” — Harry Potter

If God is omniscient, then asking us to pray for help is just being a dick. “I know what you need, I just wanna hear you say it.”

The American evangelical Christians are not happy with Ms. Rachel. It seems as if she’s a little too Christlike for them.

Remember how angry they were when Zelenskyy didn’t wear a suit to the White House? Now they want Fetterman? 😂

Why are those cows always promoting Chick-fil-A®️? Are cows notoriously homophobic?

The inability to feel offense is called narcissism. Donald Trump never feels offended. Amen.

If Barack Obama would’ve worn a baseball cap as often as Donald Trump does when he was in office, the MAGAts would’ve hated him for it. We’re not talking about rape or pedophilia, they would’ve hated him for the baseball cap.

Most of the people who have a problem with illegal immigration also have a problem with globalism. But globalism done properly is the best way to put an end to illegal immigration.

Mitch McConnell is the worst at everything. He even sucks at dying.

Atheists take the Bible out of context? It’s a Bronze and Iron Age mythology. If you don’t look at it like that, you’re taking it out of context.

*you’re

Donald Trump is still alive. Claim debunked.

Why do so many Christians think I’m influenced by some dude named Satan? It’s pronounced Sagan. 🔭

I wonder if LeBron James is upset about the pedophilic rapist who said he may be racist.

I hate it when people compare Jesus Christ to Santa Claus. Santa gave me presents every single year, until I figured out he wasn’t real. All Jesus ever gave me was anxiety, until I figured out he wasn’t real.

They asked JD if he wanted to include the couch in the family photo and he said “fuck it.” But he didn’t mean for them to put it in the picture.

Dear Trump supporters, Think about how badly you’d want to see all of the Epstein files if you knew Obama was in there. That’s how we feel about everybody.