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Reports out of Kentucky confirm that Senator McConnell is awake and alert, asking every nurse "Where's my cake, Bedelia".

Media outlets are closely monitoring Sen. Susan Collins for any signs that recent SCOTUS opinions might raise her level of concern.

Trump wants to turn the USPS into a tool to disenfranchise millions of voters. Take action now to stop Trump’s attack on our voting rights! action.moveon.org/letters/prot...

Protect Vote By MailTrump wants to turn the USPS into a tool to disenfranchise millions of voters. Take action now to stop Trump’s attack on our voting rights!action.moveon.org

Don't Wait . . Mutate!

No worries. If the Navy can't get Integrity's door open, a giant can opener is available to be used. It's steaming towards the location on the USS Chef Boyarde.

Spring is here and brings us the NCAA Wrestling tournament. And a reminder that Jim Jordan did NOTHING to protect the OSU wrestlers from assault and then lied about it. 🤬🤬🤬

We are NOT at War with Eurasia. We've never been at War with Eurasia. And if we are, it's Jimmy Carter's fault.

Trump's Board of Piece - a piece of this, a piece of that and all safely tucked away in overseas accounts.

Today's the Day! The Oldest Continuous Football Rivalry West of the Alleghenies! Go Wabash ! Get that Monon Bell!!

I was sure that there was no medical opinion less useful than RFK Jr.s. Then DJT opened his orange mouth.

The Rosemary Woods' Award for Clerical Efficiency for 2025 goes to the government Apparatchik behind the 3 minute gap in the Epstein prison video. Congratulations!!!

OK . . . So . . . Neville Chamberlain is running Paramount now? OK. Got it.

White House press says Trump is shocked to hear that Diddy remains awake EVERY day while on trial. 'He's amazing", the TACO was quoted as saying.

G. Gordon Liddy celebrated March 30th by remaining Dead, continuing his most significant service to America.

Bozell announces new Diplomatic approach will be: Make Apartheid Great Again!

The White House ordered the FBI to investigate My Chemical Romance today, after reports of their plans to organize a Black Parade.

Poor Mark Carny. Becoming Canadian P.M. right now must be like being elected the new President of the HOA, just when a bus full of Crazies moves into the Neighborhood.

Nothing exemplifies America's descent into a Police State than our transition from Pound Puppies to Paw Patrol. ☹️