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she absconded with my spork

you forget that "sucks" is short for "sucks dick"

Blow chunks Buckminsterfullerine Transfeminine Long-acting reversible contraceptive Cool beans

*trying to do dirty talk but I forgot the phrase "rearrange my guts"* fuck babe I want you to alphabetize my organs

hey babe I see you like laughing. well uh, I'm something of a joke myself

mega volt

werewolves are only 1/28 as frightening as actual wolves

I got the wizard mode on pokemon and did *okay*

it's like looking into a beautiful mirror

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! or The Who By Numbers

sonic youth got better after they signed to a major label. sonic nurse is better than anything they put out in the 80's, including daydream nation

not sure why this is getting reposted today but it's still true

odysseyin' is odybelievin'

I had a lot of success with this deck when I hit infinite this month, and it's now one point better since Karen Page got buffed today. it's fairly straightforward: commit to going as tall as possible on one lane for your first few turns to gain points with Askani'son, Galactus, and Viv Vision

it's payday and ya girl is gonna get ~jolly~

WE THOUGHT. YOU WAS. A TOAD.

love that there are retvrn creeps but for stride piano

get a load of this gorgeous grid. six spans, all with great clues and answers

watch out for testicular thor-sion

it's the end of a very long week of work for ya girl and the last two hours I've only dealt with customers who were on coke