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Wait the BLUEBERRIES now wtf 🥲

can’t think of a single other specific food I cared about. Never even made my ex go on a midnight Taco Bell run 😕 I envisioned so many of those for myself, but like many of life’s dreams, t’wasn’t meant to be. But those Cheerios in that pudding fucking *slapped*. Oh! And potato chips>saltinesx100🥔

Sometimes, if you wake up at 4:30am, you can have a little drugs, chamomile tea, blueberry coffee cake bites, 80s sitcom reruns, and some kitty snuggles as a treat. And that’s nice. Sleep is also very nice, but this is good honestly. Especially if it leads to Second Sleep. 🥱🌳💨💊🫐🍞🌼🫖🐱🧸😴

That’s the exact album I was listening to, in it’s entirety lol Then Asking For It. Got sucked in. I’m a riot grrrl from way back 🫶

This is so wildly unacceptable of any elected or hopeful. You do know there are cameras, ma’am? *We* can still see *you* even when *you* close *your* eyes. I’m embarrassed for her and by her. And frustrated & offended on behalf of her constituent. Grow up or get out, @rephaleystevens.bsky.social 🙅‍♀️

My only weird pregnancy thing was putting Honey Nut Cheerios in chocolate pudding cups. Listen. LISTEN. This is a God-tier food. (I’ve never had it since.) I was/am/remain iron deficient and I think it was my cravings trying to help. Good job, cravings. Good luck on your pebble quest, Mollz.

Omg I almost didnt even catch this was a bot post lmfaoooo

Evergreen Russian/slavic food culture

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You would! So much, in fact! But that’s part of it. Eventually you cry enough tears to unlock your instrument, and then you get to experience the incredible high of creating actual, genuinely pleasing musical noise. It’s worth it, I promise. Start small. Pick up a ukulele for $50 and just tinker 💜

Baby Fascism is alive and kicking, being fed well, getting bigger every day. Been cutting new teeth all year long. It’s getting REALLY painful to nurse that fucker. We could ALL lose a nipple, at this point. I present to you fine folk the latest grotesque growth spurt: behold, Emporia, Kansas 😕

You’re totally right! I remember now bc I always had a good *chuckles in IBS* at that time length. The 14 days makes sense tho, it must be a public safety measure standard, specifically linked to these sort of viruses and parasites that can linger and not even manifest for days or weeks.

In a world far too tolerant or even admiring of Elon’s Musky energy, let’s all aim to give off pure Mansa Musa instead ✨

Beautiful Sedona, thanks for sharing.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE 😭😭😭 (Good reminder: it’s Shark Week yall!)

It’s that stick up his ass, it’s very supportive

I gave you the rationale, your brain can rest 🫂🧸 Someone is obviously reporting my photos or added me to a labeler list or something. It makes the most sense. (Maybe?)

I finally caved and got Jimmy John’s the other day. I feel fine and I really needed that BLT. But it shouldn’t feel like playing Russian roulette with your butt to order a sandwich.

Idk, my screenshotting it was the only video. those were all just still photos like mine. 🤷‍♀️ one of them featured a freak in a diaper ffs. No label. 🫣

This is a pretty common sign to see at pools and hot tubs, not everywhere, but I have def seen it as a standard, permanent metal sign. Although I think it usually says 24-48 hours, not 14 days.