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A horror movie about someone who discovers a liminal space where all the Labubus and Funko Pops and Furbys have gone.

Author: LiarBot5000, help me find quotes about truth. But you have to promise not to lie. LiarBot5000: I swear on my mother's grave. Author: you're not lying, are you? LiarBot5000: Noooooooo! Author: Ok, good. *LiarBot5000 giggles* Author: what was that?? LiarBot5000: the house settling.

You want a test to prove someone's intelligence & physical abilities. Maybe their wealth. You want a test that a government, like maybe the current one, could easily turn on minorities, the disabled & the poor, to prevent them from having kids while rich, white, psychopaths can breed like rabbits.

We all know this is the knee-jerk reaction people have whenever they hear about horrible parents doing terrible things. It's also the stupidest idea. What test proves a parent will be attentive? Won't be a pedophile? Emotionally abusive? Physically abusive? A murderer? No, you mean something else

I'm at 50/450 - please help. I asked the manager for another day to pay. I've been sick in bed since Saturday

You know that thing where you and your cat get stuck in a psychedelic dream sequence from a horror movie?

I always wanted a knife that would partially sear whatever it cuts. Very helpful.

Was it making steam? Does this thing vibrate so much it generates heat? Cuz that ain't good.

Thank god, I've been afraid that the dumbest people in the world would be able to hold on to their money and keep financing their stupidity into 2027. This ought to put a stop to that.

They taste like hot pickle. I dunno what I expected.

And now it's time to try a flaming hot dill pickle Cheeto after Pennywise has his share, I guess.

Tasted pretty good, i have to say.

My pasta maker is busted so I had to hand roll and cut these bad boys snd they're a little robust. Sauce is butter, garlic, a little cream, pasta water, and fresh grated pecorino Romano. Plus black pepper.

Scratch made pasta -> scratch made thicc ass fettuccine Alfredo

Oh ho ho, all a y'all corks are so fucked now.

You know nothing, Jon Snow Crab.

You have a few options. Find a photo without the murderer. Show just the murderer in a mugshot, which I understand exist from his past. Edit the murderer out. Putting the murder victims with their grinning killer as the only photo of them many of us will ever see is rather insulting to them.

Everyone else has said it already, but I don't want you to think it was only those people who thought it. You did the meme. Couldn't have found a more appropriate photo, huh? Gotta sanitize those psychopaths real good, them's the rules.

Me, a turtle: Ha ha! Yeah! I got an armored house! Fuck yeah! Me, a slug: Oh no, I'm a booger. What is that, salt? FUCK! FUCKKK!

I just Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is a show and, in little letters above the title, it said "From the World of the Big Bang Theory." The sun dimmed a little as soon as I read it.