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Doja Cat clipped through my mount at Camp Drybone (real)

For unknown reasons, I remembered how fucking stupid my room looked when I was a teen. I had a Silent Hill 3 poster, a Sonic the Hedgehog 2 poster, a cutout of a Quiznos sandwich, and a Family Guy poster where I colored their pupils in to be very large with a permanent marker. (MS paint rendition)

I have a sheet of paper on my desk and this is the only doodle I've made on it. It stares at me every day.

You know what TF is goin on

I hope on FB to check out marketplace and my entire feed is just alt try accounts crying about Mamdani. What the hell is this "algorithm"? No wonder people who are chronically on that site are dumb as shit 🥴

I feel like I got run over by a street sweeper today

I got Fitness Boxing 3 the other day and I need you to hear this inspirational MIDI Fall Out Boy cover

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Jump scare

I'm a simple man. I see recommended youtube videos of doctors popping boils/cysts, I click on it 😌

>Pour fruity drink >Turn away for 2 seconds >Dead fruit fly floating on the surface of said drink

They looksmaxxed the Warrior of Light what the hell 😭

I got advertised to and now I own a Clown Snoopy 🫠

Can't even describe to you the whiplash I felt seeing this on the TVs at the K-BBQ joint a few years ago

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This might be the most beautiful retro computer I have seen. Like, I know its garbage in 2026 but if I ever came across one I'd be really hard for me to not give it a home 👀

Isn't it incredible that he understands the concept of pillow?

What did he mean by this

I fucked up and connected my toothbrush to Bluetooth

They're not even making an effort anymore

There's something very humiliating about carrying a cup of your own warm piss (with no lid) out of a bathroom and handing it to another person 😔

Something I realized looking through old gaming magazines is that this particular style of anime girl no longer exists. Just like the dinosaurs, the city of Pompeii, and 3d Doritos they have become extinct and lost to time.