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her name is Ursa and she's fascinated with why you're choosing to do this to yourself

it's a good composition!!!

There's no such thing as a game that takes more than a year to make. If you spend two years making a game, that's two games in the same game. Three years? That's three games, minimum.

that's the secret!!

it's important to note that 500 FINGER FILLET isn't JUST about evil lesbians. it's also about stabbing yourself a lot with a big machine

you know 500ff has the sauce because of no context sentences like "inevitable nonzero amount of hand stabbing"

alright it's been long enough i'm shocked this image hasn't been posted yet

sorry boss, she's mostly interested in what you do with the stabbing machine

Also I think jamming is funny

her name is Ursa and she's fascinated with why you're choosing to do this to yourself

Level 5 is my favorite -- jams are a mechanic that force imperfect play, meaning you have to plan around an inevitable nonzero amount of hand stabbing. "Being good" isn't about never stabbing your hand, it's about planning for and living with the consequences

500 FINGER FILLET contains 10 increasing levels of difficulty. The demo includes five of them!

HIGHLY countable! One and a half hands!

SEVEN DAYS.

i have a feeling my steam page isnt gonna get approved but a girl can dream

We’ve got the official controller, can’t wait to use it!

EIGHT DAYS.

Lesbians of Bluesky. When 500 FINGER FILLET comes out I'm gonna need you all to become obsessed with the evil eldritch entitygirl who straps you in a knife machine and puts her fingers in your mouth. Ok?

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[activates my Evil Power] ow