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So naturally you end up making friends with a weird violent hermit who lives in a shipyard and a wise professor with kind eyes.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is pretty specifically a movie about the experience of being in your 20s and not knowing how to make friends because you've only ever made friends through the forced proximity of school and college.

I laughed out loud at that bit.

Almost as if it was never actually real money in the first place

this is three of my favourite scenes from The Odyssey

imagine being the guy who stays behind to keep an eye on the ship and once again hearing a cacophany of shrieking and fleeing and giant stompy footsteps from the shore and just being like "for fucks sake"

My hype is immeasurable

Or, you know, just have some basic journalistic instincts. If someone says “my adult child went no contact even though I have literally never ever done anything wrong in my life ever” you should mayyyybe try to get the other side of the story. Just in case it differs slightly.

I am begging just one of the journalists who write these articles to read this beforehand. issendai.com/psychology/e...

Oh well we’ll always have the Midsommar tapestry

This drives me nuts because a movie poster where the main feature is a tapestry could have been 🔥 But because it’s AI most of the details on the tapestry are just like “eeehhh vague background shape that could be a person or a hat stand.”

Imagine making a $400 million movie with a $300 million production budget and then getting ChatGPT to make the poster.

$300 million marketing budget and they didn't even hire someone who knows how to get rid of the piss filter.

🦁🐒

"OK maybe some gay stuff might have happened in some of the Ancient Greek cities but definitely not in Athens or Sparta."

Something dark and funny about the implicit possibility here that A24 didn't know it doesn't own the backrooms. Liminal Property. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

In another tweet he wrote a 1,777 word treatise on the topic of Why The Ancient Greeks Actually Weren't Gay, Actually.

His job in Australia was rabbit inspector.

Found this Proud Dad letter that Dickens wrote about Plorn in the Wiki sources: "I think of inserting an advertisement in the Times offering to submit the Plornishghenter to public competition, and to receive £50,000 if such another boy cannot be found, and to pay £5 (my fortune) if he can."

tfw when your name is Plorn